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Body..... Shutting..... Down......

Weirdest experience of my life.


Sitting here being productively done with all my work and just seeing if I can pull off a 2nd attempt at an all-nighter and I guess after 3 previous nights of only getting 1-3 hours of sleep, My body is finally rebelling.


Literally just happened: Sitting here, listening to music, TYPING full speed and coherently, and then my head slowly does that fowards-fall thing while my eyes simultaneously roll back in my head...then I popped up as if nothing happened and feeling dizzy/that feeling you get right before you get nauseous or if you leg falls asleep and you try to wake it back up, but it's not fully awake so it's like this tingle-y (yes, college edu is working just fine) feeling thing..but it happened in my head.  I've heard stories and never believed them....

until now.

No Idea Where This Came From....

After Reading some Magazines,

I 

Got Inspired,

and decided that a new and cleaner way for people to travel...

is the brand spankin' new and innovative

(put on your best car salesmen voice and read the rest aloud)

"Cloud Transportation"...

(YES, those clouds move.....squint really hard and
remember what the weather was like on Wednesday, April 27th)

For those of you who are unfamiliar with such technology,

Cloud Cars are the Ultimate Slowing Machine!

They not only are made of condensed water vapor
(thank you 5th grade science)...

but also are the ONLY car that Hydrates itself and its passengers simultaneously! 

Standard models come equipped with soft, luxurious cushion seats,

and a Really Nice View.. definitely one for the books!

(it's New to EVERY Human Being)!!

Be the first to jump on this bandwagon, or don't..

and just lounge back in the deluxe model, 

in our nice Charcoal Gray,

equipped fully with Electric Shock and Rolling Thunder Massages,

ThunderBolt 2000!

(Yes, that sounds like a Harry Potter Broom...

It Was Meant To)

Not quite caught on to the Cloud Series yet?

No worries,  our OldSchool Tree Models are a nice alternative.

The only mode of transportation that Gets you all the way From Point A...

To the Exact Same spot in 0-3 seconds flat

(Some models take 0-30s or even 0-2:00min

due to the mental processing capability of the driver)

They come in the standard Bark for the exterior color and solid Wood for interior.

As an Extended BONUS to the Standard Models, 

some come fully equipped with a "Pimp MY Tree" Feature

and change colors (according to the season that it's in), 

Along with rain, sun, sweat, snow, chills, and a free cold or flu of the season!! 

It's like Eastmakuhth Day all year long!

(For those 2:00 processors,

that would be

Easter, Christmas, Hanukkah and Birthday

all rolled into one)...

top that Seth Cohen.

Equals

The only consistant thing across the globe...
uniting every single individual...
creating an absolute feeling of equality...
keeping earth on a stable and consistant pattern...

TIME.

Makes you think...how much time do we actually have left?  What makes one person more successful than another? -Time Management.  But not the literal definition of management...Know how to enjoy life because you never know when one day, it just won't be there, and how will you want people talking about you at your funeral?? Me personally, am Banning black to mine...everyone has to wear any interpretation of bright vibrant colors and no one is allowed to ramble on about how I was such a nice person, good heart, la-di-da-ti-daaaaaahhh! BLAH! Everyone who gets up to speak has to tell at least one joke and remind people of how I always did everything in my power to make them smile b/c sitting in a room with no one smiling is like being the darkest place in the entire universe and not being able to see your hand in front of your face... IT SUCKS ...and you run into things like you have some mental disorder and completely forget how to walk properly (well in my case, my sanity is still being studied! HA!)

well, as one of my (non)role-models and talented singer/drinker would say...it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Meaning: It's My Nap Time! 

Seriously... it's 2:49 am.

Just thinking...

(Insert Self Here...I did)

Just sitting here over this lovely Easter weekend in New Mexico and pondering out by my Nana's pool... Can someone really love and be loved in return?  If you are loved in return, how do you trust? Trust is built on prior experiences, but what if these experiences have been limited and sporadic in nature? Does this mean that this trust reflects the nature of the relationship? Can two people survive sporadic and limited interaction? Or does every person need that constant attention to make relationships work?